Berth was up waiting for me when I got home – I knew she
would. “You must be tired”, she said,
taking my brief case from me. “Should I
warm your meal for you or you had something to eat already?”
I had not eaten anything since my lunch at 1pm, and I was
starving! But knowing Berth very well, she would sit through supper with me,
engaging in little talk. I was not ready for that. There were too many things
going on in my head, and I’ve come to realise through living with her that you
don’t mess with anyone who took a short course in psychology. They are more
than professional psychologists. She thinks she has me all figured out although
I always tell her she is only right 10% of the time. Tonight however, my fear
of the probability of the 10% being right was 100%.
“I fed on some junk
whiles working, so I don’t feel hungry.” That in itself was not a lie, and I made sure
to look straight into her eyes whiles saying it. Amy offered me some coke and
chips when she moved over to my work station. She had wanted me to look over
some calculations her supervisor had asked her to submit by the next morning.
That excuse sounded much more plausible when she said it to me then than now.
Looking back, I wonder why she had two packs of snacks with her.
Berth’s voice brought me back to the present “Should you wake up hungry at 2am, it will be
in the fridge. I’ve to get to work early tomorrow so it’s an early night for
me.” She placed the food in the fridge and headed towards the bedroom.
“I’ll soon join you. I
just want to listen to the late news.”
This got her to stop in her tracks. “Did you mean to say soccer highlights or late news?” She teased. Shoot! I mentally kicked myself.
Everything was going fine up until now.
“I meant both. Is
there not a sports segment in the late news? Go on to bed love, It’s only the
highlights I want to watch”.
I turned on the TV,
and sat in the couch directly opposite it. My eyes were fixed on the screen,
but my mind was back on Amy, trying to figure out how to go about putting her
in her right place the next day. I’ll just tell her that Berth is not just a
girlfriend. She is the woman I plan on marrying, and therein lies the
difference. I almost jumped out of my skin when I heard laughter behind.
“Oh my God! Jay,” Berth
managed between fits of laughter, “since
when did Cartoon Network start showing the late news?”
That was when I noticed I had been staring at cartoons all
this while. I laughed in spite of myself.
“Work was so stressful today, I
figured I’ll be better off watching cartoons than filling my mind with all the
negative news going on around the world.” This time, I patted myself on the back
mentally. That was such a smart thing to say! “What brought you back here?”
She ignored my question. “Well, over an hour of cartoons doesn’t seem to have done the trick. You
still look stressed. Come on, let’s go to bed.” She turned off the TV and I
followed her to bed.
My heart literally skipped a beat when once I turned out the
lights and settled into bed, she mentioned my name. That was what she usually
did whenever we “had to talk”.
“Yes dear?” I
squeaked.
“My dad called me
today with good news. My kid sis got admission into the medical school”
I turned to face her “That’s
fantastic!”
“There’s a little
problem,” She went on. “He suggested
she spends her first year with me as a day student.”
I didn’t see the problem with that. “And how is that a problem?”
She let out an exasperated sigh. “You seem to forget that I am no longer living on my own as I’ve got
them to think. They’ll kill me if they know I’m living with a man I’m not
married to.”
“We’ll find a way
around it.” I knew very well this would be a big issue with Berth and her
people, but I also knew it wasn’t the end of the world.
“Well, school starts
in 3 weeks for her so we’ve got to think fast. If Adwoa were one who knew how to keep her mouth shut, I wouldn’t have
been up thinking about this. But trust me Bill, I know my sister.”
“Tell your parents you’ll
pay her boarding fees.”
“And you think that
solves the problem? What happens when she’s on holidays?”
I could tell the next form our discussion was going to take.
She was going to say something along the line of “Why don’t you just man up, go see my parents and lets formalise this
thing?”
My guess was right – the very same wordings.
“I thought you had an
early morning tomorrow? Why don’t we discuss this after work?”
“That is what you
always say when you want to avoid an issue. “Why don’t we discuss this later?”
Well, today, we are going to discuss this now.”
Wow, she was angry, I could tell from her tone. She turned
on her bedside lamp, and sat up in bed. There was clearly no running away from
this. I sat up and scooted closer to her, wrapping her in a hug. “Listen to me love, you know you are the one
I’m going to marry. There’s no fear about that. We just-“
She disentangled herself from my hug.“Bill, you’ve been saying this to me for the past one year. I don’t doubt
you, but seriously, when is it going to happen?”
“Sooner than you think.”
I meant my words.
“Well, I’ve decided to
move out. I’ll only move back in as Mrs. Mensah.”
She caught me off-guard. “When
did you decide on this?”
“Oh, just now. I
decided as I spoke the words.”
I could tell from the fierce look of determination in her
eyes that she was serious. “Where are you
moving to?” I managed.
“Have you forgotten I had
just renewed my tenancy agreement before you convinced me to move in with you?”
“So when are you
moving out?”
“Tomorrow, after work.”
“What can I say to make you change your mind?”
“You know what to do
Bill, not just what to say.” She smiled, kissed me on the forehead and said
goodnight before turning off her lamp.
"What a day!" Yes, I actually said that out loud. She gave no sign she even heard me. She only repeated goodnight and went to sleep. "Goodnight" I replied.
This is pure manipulation from a determined woman that has done a short course in psychology:)
ReplyDeletehaha, trust Derick to focus on the perceived manipulation!
ReplyDeleteOk Sey, what would you hv me focus on? It is a known fact that most
Deleteguys marry cause of their ladies nod them to that direction. This is
not a perceived thing, it is a real practical issue.
I am not saying this would end as a disaster, as most manipulated
situations do, just that it is soo obvious the guy is out matched by a
superior intelligence :) probably being in love with future Mrs Berth
Mensah, hmm
I take it you're talking from experience? haha....anyways, i'm also waiting to see how it turns out.
Deletelol! I feel bad for Bill. he's cornered. Berth is right though. "If you like it you gotta put a ring on it". lol
ReplyDeleteThank you maame...
ReplyDelete